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Thursday, August 19, 2010

Humpty Dumpty

One night, as my hubby and I sat in the living room watching boring TV, we happened to come across this channel playing children’s nursery rhymes. And it happened to be Humpty Dumpty.

I used to think that every person would have known their Humpty Dumpty and Jack and Jill. But I was apparently very wrong. The man sitting next to me that night, had either missed out on his childhood OR he had some form of amnesia and forgotten a LARGE part of his nursery rhymes.

Now, for those of you who MIGHT not already know, here’s Humpty Dumpty for you:

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall

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Humpty Dumpty had a great fall

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All the king’s horses and all the king’s men

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Couldn’t put Humpty together again.

End of a tragic story.

Now, as an adult, you would probably ask some sensible questions like why would all the king’s men bother to save Humpty Dumpty right? Well, my hubby also asked me a question after watching this. His question was…

“You mean Humpty Dumpty is an egg?!”

*Silence*

I really think my hubby needs some re-education before Baby J comes along. Any offers for volunteer pre-school tuition teachers?

5 comments:

edmund said...

Oh no...

His pre school not very good hor...

San said...

I got Barney DVD, can loan 2 Jared. Book of nursery rhymes? Remedial lessons at Little Big? :D

But then again, no need to Big J to learn... so I think you can refocus on Lil J. :)

Sandy said...

hahhaa. i volunteer !!! i can teach baby J "one, two, buckle my shoe!"

i was once from Bookworm Club, i can introduce my friends like Smarty, Porky, Samsung to Baby J ! ((:

Esther said...

This is so hilarious! But its ok, my husband doesnt know much too. He tried singing lullaby the other day and it only lasted.. "rock a my baby..." SILENCE

Jerb said...

Ed - Yea, fail....

San - Ya, the hubby probably needs to self-study. i'll focus on the teaching the Baby. ;p

Sandy - HAHA! Let's talk abt the simpler ones before introducing Bookworm club!

Esther - I think all the boys are not too good with their nursery rhymes!